If Miami Vice ever made an episode called ‘The Outlaw of County Road 7,’ this would’ve been the poster. Neon sky, palm trees, a beard blowing in the diesel breeze, all while piloting a 1066 like it’s a 1980s muscle car. This shirt is for the man who can disk a field, dodge blue lights, and somehow look cooler than he did in high school. Put it on and watch your swagger increase by roughly 37%.